Does your sole need a check-up?!

I saw this the other day:

Hopital de Chaussure = Shoe Hospital

I can guarantee this is the best shoe-specialized hospital in Niger. If you have sick shoes, worn-out soles, holes in your leather, you know where to go! You will receive individualized one-on-one attention. The bills are low. The doctors are caring and personable. The hospital provides out-patient surgery. Americans, let me know if you are want to mail your patients to me--I'd be happy to drop them off.